Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
Cause the "Q" man loves nobody but himself
I never knew how twisted a fella could be
Hey, I guess its good I never told ya Im into pee
Dont you ever listen to your inner conscience
Oh, Im sorry, babe, I wasnt listenin what?
You really are a total scum
If only you could see the man that youve become
Baby you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
Cause the "Q" man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And, boy, I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody
But my own sweet flippin self
All right, whatever your problem is7y
Just get it off your breast, chest
I thought you gave me your heart
I gave you VD, isnt that enough?
You said that wed never part
Oh, I was just kiddin
You gave me your lovers vow
Ha, if you really thought I meant it
You ought to get your head examined right now
Youd tell me youd never stray
Well, thats cause we hadnt had s** yet
And then you just walked away.
Aint I a stinker
Your attitude really stank
Look, you dont need to be a genius to see
That I was givin you the yank yank
What else did you BS me about?
Well, since you asked
Remember when I said that I was goin down the block
To grab a couple boozers with a pal?
Yeah, you had a friend from college that you had to meet
Nah, I was at the womens shoe store lookin at feet
(What?)
Member when I said I had a dental checkup
Well, let me say I give quite a root can*l, oh right
You promised me that youd be true
Hey, to me youre just vagina number 602
Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
Cause the "Q" man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And boy I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody but my own
Sweet flippin self
What do you have to say for yourself, you slime?
Can I just squeeze your left tit a little bit?
Youre the most insensitive man Ive ever met
Oh, thats not true, Ive got feelings same as the next guy
Why, last week, my grandma died, I was really upset
Oh, Im sorry
So how bout a hand job?
Cause the "Q" man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And boy I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody
But my own sweet flippin self
Cmon, honey, Ill make it up to you
Ill buy you some lingerie
Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity