Family Guy - "The ""Q"" Man Loves Nobody" lyrics

Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya Cause the "Q" man loves nobody but himself I never knew how twisted a fella could be Hey, I guess its good I never told ya Im into pee Dont you ever listen to your inner conscience Oh, Im sorry, babe, I wasnt listenin what? You really are a total scum If only you could see the man that youve become Baby you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya Cause the "Q" man loves nobody You really love nobody? And, boy, I mean nobody And boy you mean nobody But my own sweet flippin self All right, whatever your problem is7y Just get it off your breast, chest I thought you gave me your heart I gave you VD, isnt that enough? You said that wed never part Oh, I was just kiddin You gave me your lovers vow Ha, if you really thought I meant it You ought to get your head examined right now Youd tell me youd never stray Well, thats cause we hadnt had s** yet And then you just walked away. Aint I a stinker Your attitude really stank Look, you dont need to be a genius to see That I was givin you the yank yank What else did you BS me about? Well, since you asked Remember when I said that I was goin down the block To grab a couple boozers with a pal? Yeah, you had a friend from college that you had to meet Nah, I was at the womens shoe store lookin at feet (What?) Member when I said I had a dental checkup Well, let me say I give quite a root can*l, oh right You promised me that youd be true Hey, to me youre just vagina number 602 Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya Cause the "Q" man loves nobody You really love nobody? And boy I mean nobody And boy you mean nobody but my own Sweet flippin self What do you have to say for yourself, you slime? Can I just squeeze your left tit a little bit? Youre the most insensitive man Ive ever met Oh, thats not true, Ive got feelings same as the next guy Why, last week, my grandma died, I was really upset Oh, Im sorry So how bout a hand job? Cause the "Q" man loves nobody You really love nobody? And boy I mean nobody And boy you mean nobody But my own sweet flippin self Cmon, honey, Ill make it up to you Ill buy you some lingerie Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity