[Verse 1: Lilypichu (Lulu)]
Hi, I'm Lulu and I'm super pleased to meet you
Faerie's on my shoulder
He can't wait to make you meat, too
(That Tasted Purple)
Dispense with the formalities
And schemes you may be contemplating
Foes are are turning furry In a hurry
When transmogulating
By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes
Boys see me and get wild growth
Just one look and Up we go!
Muggles always on my wand
Bit of whimsy and they'll be gone
And what we did with my magic stick
Don't remember?
I'll send you pix
Not quite the common lady
But just maybe you can get to know me
Shielding all these carries
Staying wary just to keep you going
They know I'm the dom
And stay submissive to this magic master
Fidget with your mind and drive you crazy
Till you can't spell "caster"
Turn you warm and fuzzy, leave you silenced
Now you're cannon fodder
Fend against these dark arts all you want
But you're no Harry Potter
Pick a lane to face me, tilting baby
It just doesn't matter
Panic while I'm stacking magicked corpses
Like "Abracadaver"
[Verse 2: AntiRivet (Rumble)]
The mobile warrior is back
Commence the drillin' and k**in'
These villains illing and feeling
The robot wrath that I'm willing
I've reached the ceiling
But not my rhymes or sk**s that are spilling
I'm at my threshold for damage
Now I'm red and unfeeling
It's time to go!
Cause when my armor's steady and ready
I'm gonna lay a beat down
And one you won't be forgetting!
Tristy's my soul
And though I'm bound to damage and ravage
I'm focused like a laserbeak
And Rumble's still such a savage!
[Verse 3: AntiRivet (Ziggs)]
This'll be a blast...
Exploding to the battle
I'm unloading the satchel
I'm the hexplosive Heimerdinger
Though he thinks I'm a ha**le
But even Donger must be feeling
The extent of my brilliance
Cause when the Dean of Demolition speaks
The world's gonna hear it
It's time to boot up the show
This fuse is ready to blow
Fallout from my mega bomb
Is dropping nuclear glow
I hope you got enough room
Because you can't flee the doom
Like Marvin Martian I just wanna
Hear this world go 'Kaboom'
I might be talking Looney Tunes
But I'm a Hanna-Barbarian
My explosive devices just makes it harder to bury you
When the bomb is ignited
And then you try to escape
I see you here and there
And there, well you're all over the place
The Major League Competitor because
I throw like it's Madden
And then I use my Satchel Charge
To just take off like Aladdin
And I don't need a Jasmine
I just need you to be gone
I can show you the world
When I drop this magic carpet bomb
[Verse 4: RawB (Mini Gnar)]
It's no suprise that I'm breaking the ice
Look I'm just here
So I don't get fined
The past and present
You can link it to I
My temperment rise
Gla** Cannon as a Dorf
Until you see the Ganon suprise
(Check it out)
Shifting the flow
2 for 1 package
Is coming back
Like it's a boomerang throw
Watch how I glow
Up into Yorkage
With the beast inside
The name's Gnaruto
Identity crisis
Spice up the flavor
Experimental build
Feel like I'm Stich!
A gentleman's savage
Mischief admist
Digivolution
From rookie to switch
[Verse 5: Josef Falkensköld (Mega Gnar)]
When your team game's distorted
And synergy gets contorted
Resisting me is focus
My rampage will annul it
I evolve into a god like Zilla
No point in hiding
I'm invicible provided
No David can stop Goliath
When the boulders get to flying
Your stone's hardly defiant
Blood and bones my bread and bu*ter
When feeding this Dino Giant
Anger potent, Hi I'm Hogan Gnar
Cross me and I'll throw you far
Prehistoric Cyber Franky
Little foots with bulky arms
Manners isn't made for Gnar
Banner Hulk is who I are
Charming but alarming
Bandle City's my Jura**ic Park
(From Diddy Kong)
To the Mighty Grodd
Hit Gear 4 then I crush them [all]
Jumping, crushing, stomping
Going hard is never going far
(This is war, a Yordle's paradise, y'all)
[And they call me GNAR!]
[Verse 6: UberGuitarDude (Amumu)]
I've got a mighty tantrum
Inducing rage all day
When despair sets in
You know it's the curse of the Sad Mummy
"So sad and lorn, the helpless lad"
I heard them say, from behind my back
But I guess that is who I've become today
Crying to your mummy, she ain't comin' ain't it funny
Steppin' into teamfights, about the make the money
Throwing out that bandage toss
I'm looking for some new friends
'Okay, where are we going?'
'Aww wait no come back!'
'You don't wanna play with me?'
'Then I guess it's time for a hug attack!'
Tearin' through this brush
With my hunter's machete, uh!
2 health pots and a warding totem, at the ready
My tears don't fall, no they crash all around me
Because no one wants to duo queue
With a sad little mummy!
Comin' out the jungle
And I'm still looking for new friends
Do you wanna hug it out
Or are you looking to get stunned again?
Amumu the mummy, immortal master of misery
With all my CC I'll make us friends for eternity!
[Verse 7: Sonny Psydup (Heimerdinger)]
Enough, this display is highly repulsive
And frankly, far too ego indulgent
This misappliance of science, indeed must retire
But for the time being I'll fight fire with fire!
I am the HE-IM-ER-DI-NG-ER, end all, be all
Inventor, experimenter, professor, data processor
Embodiment of accomplishment
But you can call me GOD
I created the rap game
On that level that you cannot obtain
Turrets in place, rockets to the face
Number 1 stunner with a shock grenade
I see you heading back to base, mid is conquered
Journal entry title for today: 'Raise Your Dongers'
Even though you scream and you blaspheme
I'm more than I seem, more than a meme
Remember kids: Donger is King!
My readings aren't light, my afro is tight
Say my name, you're god dong right
[Verse 8: Jaynee (Kennen)]
Kennen, Master Ninja, a hero of the storm
I'm here to counteract the blizzard
Lighting's keeping you warm
And with the Shimmering Shadow
You're gonna feel the Rakiri
An AoE of Thor's Armada
Striking anyone near me!
Thunder Drop is in the zone
Smite you down and send you on
Blitzkrieg in the middle lane
Mark you 'till you feel the pain
Stopping dead within your tracks
Then you hear that thunder crack
Leave you blind like you're Lee Sin
You're in the dust I am the wind
Flash of League of Legends
Yordle Zeus is what they're calling me
The tesla coils around the team
'Till they form a dichotomy
The lightning blast lobotomy
This h*mocidal side of me
Conflicting with the notion
That I got my medical degree
No ordinary doctor
Kennen M.D's gonna hit the scene
An artist with a shuriken or scalpel, all the same to me
Cause dress me up or down
It makes no difference when I'm owning ya
Bandle City's got its heroes, this one's for Ionia
[Verse 9: AntiRivet (Veigar)]
Oh little heroes, how quickly you fall!
Kneel before the rod, I am the hand of desecration
My will is the force that shall undo creation
Impeded by you weaklings, such nerve, such gall
Valoran at my hand? Now that's thinking too small
Imagine if you will, a small Nexus of worlds
As they curl and unfurl, bending lights in a swirl
Clad in darkness so distant, so vast and destructive
A cluster of stars that bend to my instruction
Take it to the galaxy you won't last long
Blowing up the planet like you're on Krypton
Generating mana, Q is stacking up the damage
You were never gonna manage suddenly you're GONE!
E, now you're standing in my sight
R, losing half your life
Nowhere left to run when you're sitting in a stun
Timer ticking down to 1 W, GOODNIGHT
Ever so suddenly you are cowering up to me
Chaotic supremacy no AD for this entropy
Such a thrill when this fire's ignited
Watching you divided, never been so excited!
[Verse 10: Nicki Taylor (Tristana)]
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
Tristana's here to annihilate the battlefield
So head to my bottom lane
Won't you tell me how you really feel?
You're just another target
You're a mark to test the schemes I'm planning
Once you're in my sights
You're getting shot up by my boomer cannon
Hit you with the timer
Then I rocket so we get together
Fire 'till explosion then I'm out
I guess I'll call you never
Next thing that you know
You're up at home feeling a little mad
But tilting lasts forever
Sorry babe you're just a one-night stand
[Verse 11: Popushi (Teemo)]
Captain Teemo, I'm armed and ready
I'm the poisonous pest that you've all been dreading
Like a pox when I blind you, and sneak up behind you
You run but I'll find you, leave presents inside you!
Back up, I'm here to carry the team on my back
When it's clear that nobody can match up
Like Prince when the purple is raining
And all of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up
But here I stand a Yordle holding your life in his hands
One dart and you're back to the stands
All those best laid plans fall to the stand
When there's no Kryptonite for this Superman
Omega Squad say hello to the new god
My Darkseid is too raw but war's just what I live for
I'm sick to my stomach of little repungant deliberate bugs
With the mouths that keep running
Toxic or nothing, pestilence runneth
Famine I hunger and for d**h I cometh
Apokolips arrives, taking no sides
But Teemo is here to decide
The fate of the Enemy 5 who pray to survive
But none of them leave here alive
Shrooms for all of you in the room, this is your tomb
While my dominance will resume
Say your farewells, if Teemo is satan
I'm dragging you kicking and screaming into elo hell!