Falconshield ft. LilyPichu, Jaynee, The Yordles, Rawb, Popushi, Nicki Taylor - This is War 5 - This is Wardles lyrics

[Verse 1: Lilypichu (Lulu)] Hi, I'm Lulu and I'm super pleased to meet you Faerie's on my shoulder He can't wait to make you meat, too (That Tasted Purple) Dispense with the formalities And schemes you may be contemplating Foes are are turning furry In a hurry When transmogulating By the pricking of my thumbs Something wicked this way comes Boys see me and get wild growth Just one look and Up we go! Muggles always on my wand Bit of whimsy and they'll be gone And what we did with my magic stick Don't remember? I'll send you pix Not quite the common lady But just maybe you can get to know me Shielding all these carries Staying wary just to keep you going They know I'm the dom And stay submissive to this magic master Fidget with your mind and drive you crazy Till you can't spell "caster" Turn you warm and fuzzy, leave you silenced Now you're cannon fodder Fend against these dark arts all you want But you're no Harry Potter Pick a lane to face me, tilting baby It just doesn't matter Panic while I'm stacking magicked corpses Like "Abracadaver" [Verse 2: AntiRivet (Rumble)] The mobile warrior is back Commence the drillin' and k**in' These villains illing and feeling The robot wrath that I'm willing I've reached the ceiling But not my rhymes or sk**s that are spilling I'm at my threshold for damage Now I'm red and unfeeling It's time to go! Cause when my armor's steady and ready I'm gonna lay a beat down And one you won't be forgetting! Tristy's my soul And though I'm bound to damage and ravage I'm focused like a laserbeak And Rumble's still such a savage! [Verse 3: AntiRivet (Ziggs)] This'll be a blast... Exploding to the battle I'm unloading the satchel I'm the hexplosive Heimerdinger Though he thinks I'm a ha**le But even Donger must be feeling The extent of my brilliance Cause when the Dean of Demolition speaks The world's gonna hear it It's time to boot up the show This fuse is ready to blow Fallout from my mega bomb Is dropping nuclear glow I hope you got enough room Because you can't flee the doom Like Marvin Martian I just wanna Hear this world go 'Kaboom' I might be talking Looney Tunes But I'm a Hanna-Barbarian My explosive devices just makes it harder to bury you When the bomb is ignited And then you try to escape I see you here and there And there, well you're all over the place The Major League Competitor because I throw like it's Madden And then I use my Satchel Charge To just take off like Aladdin And I don't need a Jasmine I just need you to be gone I can show you the world When I drop this magic carpet bomb [Verse 4: RawB (Mini Gnar)] It's no suprise that I'm breaking the ice Look I'm just here So I don't get fined The past and present You can link it to I My temperment rise Gla** Cannon as a Dorf Until you see the Ganon suprise (Check it out) Shifting the flow 2 for 1 package Is coming back Like it's a boomerang throw Watch how I glow Up into Yorkage With the beast inside The name's Gnaruto Identity crisis Spice up the flavor Experimental build Feel like I'm Stich! A gentleman's savage Mischief admist Digivolution From rookie to switch [Verse 5: Josef Falkensköld (Mega Gnar)] When your team game's distorted And synergy gets contorted Resisting me is focus My rampage will annul it I evolve into a god like Zilla No point in hiding I'm invicible provided No David can stop Goliath When the boulders get to flying Your stone's hardly defiant Blood and bones my bread and bu*ter When feeding this Dino Giant Anger potent, Hi I'm Hogan Gnar Cross me and I'll throw you far Prehistoric Cyber Franky Little foots with bulky arms Manners isn't made for Gnar Banner Hulk is who I are Charming but alarming Bandle City's my Jura**ic Park (From Diddy Kong) To the Mighty Grodd Hit Gear 4 then I crush them [all] Jumping, crushing, stomping Going hard is never going far (This is war, a Yordle's paradise, y'all) [And they call me GNAR!] [Verse 6: UberGuitarDude (Amumu)] I've got a mighty tantrum Inducing rage all day When despair sets in You know it's the curse of the Sad Mummy "So sad and lorn, the helpless lad" I heard them say, from behind my back But I guess that is who I've become today Crying to your mummy, she ain't comin' ain't it funny Steppin' into teamfights, about the make the money Throwing out that bandage toss I'm looking for some new friends 'Okay, where are we going?' 'Aww wait no come back!' 'You don't wanna play with me?' 'Then I guess it's time for a hug attack!' Tearin' through this brush With my hunter's machete, uh! 2 health pots and a warding totem, at the ready My tears don't fall, no they crash all around me Because no one wants to duo queue With a sad little mummy! Comin' out the jungle And I'm still looking for new friends Do you wanna hug it out Or are you looking to get stunned again? Amumu the mummy, immortal master of misery With all my CC I'll make us friends for eternity! [Verse 7: Sonny Psydup (Heimerdinger)] Enough, this display is highly repulsive And frankly, far too ego indulgent This misappliance of science, indeed must retire But for the time being I'll fight fire with fire! I am the HE-IM-ER-DI-NG-ER, end all, be all Inventor, experimenter, professor, data processor Embodiment of accomplishment But you can call me GOD I created the rap game On that level that you cannot obtain Turrets in place, rockets to the face Number 1 stunner with a shock grenade I see you heading back to base, mid is conquered Journal entry title for today: 'Raise Your Dongers' Even though you scream and you blaspheme I'm more than I seem, more than a meme Remember kids: Donger is King! My readings aren't light, my afro is tight Say my name, you're god dong right [Verse 8: Jaynee (Kennen)] Kennen, Master Ninja, a hero of the storm I'm here to counteract the blizzard Lighting's keeping you warm And with the Shimmering Shadow You're gonna feel the Rakiri An AoE of Thor's Armada Striking anyone near me! Thunder Drop is in the zone Smite you down and send you on Blitzkrieg in the middle lane Mark you 'till you feel the pain Stopping dead within your tracks Then you hear that thunder crack Leave you blind like you're Lee Sin You're in the dust I am the wind Flash of League of Legends Yordle Zeus is what they're calling me The tesla coils around the team 'Till they form a dichotomy The lightning blast lobotomy This h*mocidal side of me Conflicting with the notion That I got my medical degree No ordinary doctor Kennen M.D's gonna hit the scene An artist with a shuriken or scalpel, all the same to me Cause dress me up or down It makes no difference when I'm owning ya Bandle City's got its heroes, this one's for Ionia [Verse 9: AntiRivet (Veigar)] Oh little heroes, how quickly you fall! Kneel before the rod, I am the hand of desecration My will is the force that shall undo creation Impeded by you weaklings, such nerve, such gall Valoran at my hand? Now that's thinking too small Imagine if you will, a small Nexus of worlds As they curl and unfurl, bending lights in a swirl Clad in darkness so distant, so vast and destructive A cluster of stars that bend to my instruction Take it to the galaxy you won't last long Blowing up the planet like you're on Krypton Generating mana, Q is stacking up the damage You were never gonna manage suddenly you're GONE! E, now you're standing in my sight R, losing half your life Nowhere left to run when you're sitting in a stun Timer ticking down to 1 W, GOODNIGHT Ever so suddenly you are cowering up to me Chaotic supremacy no AD for this entropy Such a thrill when this fire's ignited Watching you divided, never been so excited! [Verse 10: Nicki Taylor (Tristana)] 'Is that a rocket in your pocket?' Tristana's here to annihilate the battlefield So head to my bottom lane Won't you tell me how you really feel? You're just another target You're a mark to test the schemes I'm planning Once you're in my sights You're getting shot up by my boomer cannon Hit you with the timer Then I rocket so we get together Fire 'till explosion then I'm out I guess I'll call you never Next thing that you know You're up at home feeling a little mad But tilting lasts forever Sorry babe you're just a one-night stand [Verse 11: Popushi (Teemo)] Captain Teemo, I'm armed and ready I'm the poisonous pest that you've all been dreading Like a pox when I blind you, and sneak up behind you You run but I'll find you, leave presents inside you! Back up, I'm here to carry the team on my back When it's clear that nobody can match up Like Prince when the purple is raining And all of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up But here I stand a Yordle holding your life in his hands One dart and you're back to the stands All those best laid plans fall to the stand When there's no Kryptonite for this Superman Omega Squad say hello to the new god My Darkseid is too raw but war's just what I live for I'm sick to my stomach of little repungant deliberate bugs With the mouths that keep running Toxic or nothing, pestilence runneth Famine I hunger and for d**h I cometh Apokolips arrives, taking no sides But Teemo is here to decide The fate of the Enemy 5 who pray to survive But none of them leave here alive Shrooms for all of you in the room, this is your tomb While my dominance will resume Say your farewells, if Teemo is satan I'm dragging you kicking and screaming into elo hell!