Alright, I've had enough with this hero sh**
It's time to release the mean spirited
Green bud k**er bong water spiller from the coast of California
Now found in the middle of nowhere... 406!
I write each and every day I'm alive
I strive to be the best worker bee in my hive
So stop s**ing and spare me the wraith bit
I've been a hater since nineteen ninety eight kid
I don't need wormholes to go back in time with
Ev-g tossed me the gate codes for this alliance
I try to make you nod your head while you think
So let's take a sec and get a little deep
I take a bong rip while I contemplate existence
Persistent when ink hits the fan it makes you listen
sh** it makes me listen too
And I'm the one writing these letters to you
And I don't ever want to come down
From my soft cloud
Now I'm home with eyes wide shut while I lay in bed
Harry dick and tom cruise streets like the walking dead
That's how it goes when you ignore dreams
And your whole life is spent on attempts to eat
You see, I've never really been down with that
The whole rats in a maze thing never sounded bad
But it never appealed to me either
I'd much rather live life like the teacher
No more chasing Velveeta for this mouse club cat
I'm sharpening my claws for the last round dance
So who's in the house goes by the name of Mat
Up on stage dropping facts in the name of rap
I take a bong rip while I contemplate existence
Persistent when ink hits the fan it makes you listen
sh** it makes me listen too
And I'm the one writing these letters to you
And I don't ever want to come down
From my soft cloud
Lemme drop a little 8 bit on ya head
Now go cop the sh** I've made before I'm dead
Knowing my luck though you'll never hear this
Till I'm six feet under and still preferring nervousness
If knowledge is power then what the f** are we doing?
Blank stares on cowered at the sight of life ruining
If it's new to me then its new to you
So figure sh** out or hold breath till you turn blue
I take a bong rip while I contemplate existence
Persistent when ink hits the fan it makes you listen
sh** it makes me listen too
And I'm the one writing these letters to you
And I don't ever want to come down
From my soft cloud
So move with me until your all done moving
And groove with me until your all done grooving
Then rest with me until the rest turns to sleep
Then sleep with me until your chest learns the beat