Alright, I've had enough with this hero sh** It's time to release the mean spirited Green bud k**er bong water spiller from the coast of California Now found in the middle of nowhere... 406! I write each and every day I'm alive I strive to be the best worker bee in my hive So stop s**ing and spare me the wraith bit I've been a hater since nineteen ninety eight kid I don't need wormholes to go back in time with Ev-g tossed me the gate codes for this alliance I try to make you nod your head while you think So let's take a sec and get a little deep I take a bong rip while I contemplate existence Persistent when ink hits the fan it makes you listen sh** it makes me listen too And I'm the one writing these letters to you And I don't ever want to come down From my soft cloud Now I'm home with eyes wide shut while I lay in bed Harry dick and tom cruise streets like the walking dead That's how it goes when you ignore dreams And your whole life is spent on attempts to eat You see, I've never really been down with that The whole rats in a maze thing never sounded bad But it never appealed to me either I'd much rather live life like the teacher No more chasing Velveeta for this mouse club cat I'm sharpening my claws for the last round dance So who's in the house goes by the name of Mat Up on stage dropping facts in the name of rap I take a bong rip while I contemplate existence Persistent when ink hits the fan it makes you listen sh** it makes me listen too And I'm the one writing these letters to you And I don't ever want to come down From my soft cloud Lemme drop a little 8 bit on ya head Now go cop the sh** I've made before I'm dead Knowing my luck though you'll never hear this Till I'm six feet under and still preferring nervousness If knowledge is power then what the f** are we doing? Blank stares on cowered at the sight of life ruining If it's new to me then its new to you So figure sh** out or hold breath till you turn blue I take a bong rip while I contemplate existence Persistent when ink hits the fan it makes you listen sh** it makes me listen too And I'm the one writing these letters to you And I don't ever want to come down From my soft cloud So move with me until your all done moving And groove with me until your all done grooving Then rest with me until the rest turns to sleep Then sleep with me until your chest learns the beat