[1] Ooh Fred come to bed
Cos my Max had s**
With his s**y ex
Oh Fred come to bed
Baby I won't let your dreams get wet
Well I'm Max I'm Max - baby don't be blue
Don't you worry don't be sorry
I'll come back to you
Just one more night with my poor old ex
She's only lonely we don't have s**
I'm Max Max Max
Baby please stay cool and just relax
I'll soon be back but if you feel sad
Just go and talk to my friend Fred
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[2] Ooh Fred come to bed
Baby you will get
A love you never had
So Fred come to bed
Or my fantasy will drive me mad oooh
I'm Max I'm Max and I trust in Fred
Baby he's the best friend I've ever had
It's Fred it's Fred - baby just call Fred
And anything you ever wanted you will get
Call Fred Fred Fred
And you will find it's not so bad
It's just one night - baby you'll get through
Tomorrow I'll be back with you
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Oooh Fred come to bed
Oh my Max had s**
With his ex last night
Cos he loves her a** and tits
So I tell you Fred
Come into my bed
If you don't - I will call up Fritz