[1] Ooh Fred come to bed Cos my Max had s** With his s**y ex Oh Fred come to bed Baby I won't let your dreams get wet Well I'm Max I'm Max - baby don't be blue Don't you worry don't be sorry I'll come back to you Just one more night with my poor old ex She's only lonely we don't have s** I'm Max Max Max Baby please stay cool and just relax I'll soon be back but if you feel sad Just go and talk to my friend Fred [repeat 1] [2] Ooh Fred come to bed Baby you will get A love you never had So Fred come to bed Or my fantasy will drive me mad oooh I'm Max I'm Max and I trust in Fred Baby he's the best friend I've ever had It's Fred it's Fred - baby just call Fred And anything you ever wanted you will get Call Fred Fred Fred And you will find it's not so bad It's just one night - baby you'll get through Tomorrow I'll be back with you [repeat 1] [repeat 2] Oooh Fred come to bed Oh my Max had s** With his ex last night Cos he loves her a** and tits So I tell you Fred Come into my bed If you don't - I will call up Fritz