SLOUCH ON THE COUCH
HOOK:
[Snug with love alike kangaroos in the pouch/
Relaxing to my satisfaction, phew, work ethic vouch/
They may say I'm lazy or crazy, that hurts twerps ouch/
Yes I confess, won't lie & stress just trying to rest
I'ma slouch on the couch/]
VERSE 1:
Some jerk-tweak make my work-week 60-90 hours/
Breaking backs, snapping necks, 86-me-find-me-dour-&-sour/
Making tracks, cashing checks, strictly-whiny-paramours/
Desire reconnections, but I aspire to elections, deep-six-me?-Kindly-prepare-for-yours/
I care-for-mine, wherefore-art-thine to dispute-this, I'm ruthless/
In pursuit of higher-crafts empires-crash, the truth-is two-fish/
How? Not Dao or yin & yang, nor duality, contributions of illusions & reality/
Either or both? Neither nor none principality folks. Fun hunh?
Not aimless if my game-is to regain my vitality/…while I slouch on the couch
VERSE 2:
Work my a** off so I can enjoy my rest, in jest I trash talk/
Berserk I blast off, flow demands, deploy threats, take bets I make that a** walk/
For whatcha-claim f**-ya-game, got soft & duck ya dame, cla**es are past chalk/
USBs & synecdoches, disrespectfully ignore or snore I laugh-gawk/
And I spot the laser phaser to iris, minus taser to privates, to get excited/
Had a rough-day? Don't know where the tough-lay with stuffed-hay
Come what may, provided I know it's too quiet/
Try-it twerps, riot or Earp like Wyatt, on Holiday like Doc all-the-way taught, compute/
From China to global metrop, mind like Sublime, “it's what I got” now watch the recoup/
As I slouch…
VERSE 3:
Put the work-in & then some for certain like a syndrome/
I get down around a rhythm, envision the wisdom I bend-from/
Alternate dimensions, so bold I hold subordinate conventions with convictions/
They're enabled as superiors deep in their interiors, techniques to reach such deluxe positions/
Love missions yet conditions allow for how I take pleasure in measured rest/
Hard-work-squirt, hard-play-okay? Those're rules, closure tools, a treasured behest/
Less stress manifests in good health, true wealth for thyself, it helps indisputably/
But now I'm exhausted & drained, deposited my change
Impossibly regained as my philosophy's exchanged, so immutably I suitably/…slouch on the couch…