Epic Vertex - Slouch on the Couch lyrics

SLOUCH ON THE COUCH HOOK: [Snug with love alike kangaroos in the pouch/ Relaxing to my satisfaction, phew, work ethic vouch/ They may say I'm lazy or crazy, that hurts twerps ouch/ Yes I confess, won't lie & stress just trying to rest I'ma slouch on the couch/] VERSE 1: Some jerk-tweak make my work-week 60-90 hours/ Breaking backs, snapping necks, 86-me-find-me-dour-&-sour/ Making tracks, cashing checks, strictly-whiny-paramours/ Desire reconnections, but I aspire to elections, deep-six-me?-Kindly-prepare-for-yours/ I care-for-mine, wherefore-art-thine to dispute-this, I'm ruthless/ In pursuit of higher-crafts empires-crash, the truth-is two-fish/ How? Not Dao or yin & yang, nor duality, contributions of illusions & reality/ Either or both? Neither nor none principality folks. Fun hunh? Not aimless if my game-is to regain my vitality/…while I slouch on the couch VERSE 2: Work my a** off so I can enjoy my rest, in jest I trash talk/ Berserk I blast off, flow demands, deploy threats, take bets I make that a** walk/ For whatcha-claim f**-ya-game, got soft & duck ya dame, cla**es are past chalk/ USBs & synecdoches, disrespectfully ignore or snore I laugh-gawk/ And I spot the laser phaser to iris, minus taser to privates, to get excited/ Had a rough-day? Don't know where the tough-lay with stuffed-hay Come what may, provided I know it's too quiet/ Try-it twerps, riot or Earp like Wyatt, on Holiday like Doc all-the-way taught, compute/ From China to global metrop, mind like Sublime, “it's what I got” now watch the recoup/ As I slouch… VERSE 3: Put the work-in & then some for certain like a syndrome/ I get down around a rhythm, envision the wisdom I bend-from/ Alternate dimensions, so bold I hold subordinate conventions with convictions/ They're enabled as superiors deep in their interiors, techniques to reach such deluxe positions/ Love missions yet conditions allow for how I take pleasure in measured rest/ Hard-work-squirt, hard-play-okay? Those're rules, closure tools, a treasured behest/ Less stress manifests in good health, true wealth for thyself, it helps indisputably/ But now I'm exhausted & drained, deposited my change Impossibly regained as my philosophy's exchanged, so immutably I suitably/…slouch on the couch…