EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
CLINT EASTWOOD! VS BRUCE LEE!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Bruce Lee:]
I've got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw
Defeat whole karate schools and motherf**ers with claws
How can you talk more sh**, with my fist in yo jaw?
Don't need words to serve ya, I'mma just say WAA-CHAA!
Your movies, they bore us, they're slow as a tortoise
I'm the king of nunchucks, I f**ed up Chuck Norris
I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe
Here's my two-finger push up, Kung F U!
[Verse 2: Clint Eastwood]
You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger
But I'll rip through your a** faster than a Pupu Platter
You're in the gym too much Ringo, perfecting kicks
You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips
You don't belong in a fight, you belong in a sweatshop
So go ahead, make my iPod
Those little dances you do don't threaten me, Bruce
f** you dude, I even squint better than you
[Verse 3: Bruce Lee:]
I beat the good and the bad, you must be the ugly
I would mess up yo face, but your mama did it for me
Go tug your pistol for a fistful of yo Million Dollar Babies
You were cool in the 80's, maybe, but now you're just crazy
A man who argues with people who aren't even there
Is more fit to rap against this f**ing chair!