Epic Rap Battles of History - Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! CLINT EASTWOOD! VS BRUCE LEE! BEGIN! [Verse 1: Bruce Lee:] I've got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw Defeat whole karate schools and motherf**ers with claws How can you talk more sh**, with my fist in yo jaw? Don't need words to serve ya, I'mma just say WAA-CHAA! Your movies, they bore us, they're slow as a tortoise I'm the king of nunchucks, I f**ed up Chuck Norris I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe Here's my two-finger push up, Kung F U! [Verse 2: Clint Eastwood] You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger But I'll rip through your a** faster than a Pupu Platter You're in the gym too much Ringo, perfecting kicks You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips You don't belong in a fight, you belong in a sweatshop So go ahead, make my iPod Those little dances you do don't threaten me, Bruce f** you dude, I even squint better than you [Verse 3: Bruce Lee:] I beat the good and the bad, you must be the ugly I would mess up yo face, but your mama did it for me Go tug your pistol for a fistful of yo Million Dollar Babies You were cool in the 80's, maybe, but now you're just crazy A man who argues with people who aren't even there Is more fit to rap against this f**ing chair!