[Intro]
Ladies and gentleman
I would like to introduce ya'll to what we call the "Typical b**h"
Yessir
[Verse 1]
On and on, 'till the clock hits morning
Keeping all the other people up with your moaning
Brought all of your luggage to some other n***a home
And he got money so that's why ya'll are boning
How come you're always ending up with the a**es?
You don't see the bigger picture?
b**h, you're in need of gla**es
You're laughing at the n***as with Masters'
n***as that don't scream "Turn Up" at every chance that pa**es
Hey I tried to tell ya
These b**hes don't wanna work, hey I tried Azalea
Couldn't change the friends
Yeah I tried, but failed 'em
They'd rather buy the dreams n***as try to sell them
Why're you never with the guys with the cla** and brains?
You like the "Yo, yo, yo's" with the tats and chains
And you say you want a guy with a nice personality
But even I know that's insane
Nah baby, you don't got it like that
In fact, that's how the hoes get started like that
All the things you dream are arrogant things
Try to pa** yourself off as the American Dream
More like the "American Nightmare"
Be real, how many people in your heritage fight fair?
You head's a little swollen, you should put some ice there
Does my face look like a nice chair?
On and on, 'till the clock hits morning
You won't get me to f**, so stop your groaning
"Need some company?
You look a little lonely"
Ehhhhhh, not at the moment
I can't change a b**h, so why try?
Your Instagram pics ain't ratchet, so why lie?
You gonna find a man, so why cry?
"Post a pic of me on Instagram"
I would, but I ain't got no wi-fi
You can't always get what you want out of life
And I'm surely not saying this out of spite
"I don't need to get a better man"
Shoot, you oughta
And what the f** am I suppose to tell my future daughter?
Typical hoes
Tired of taking baby steps with you
Girl, I'd rather slit my wrists than have s** with you
And your looks don't last
So what you gonna say then?
How you buying Giuseppe's but you can barely pay rent?
[Break]
My name is Scott Laflare
Ladies and gentleman, I ain't done yet
Yessir
[Verse 2]
"Can I have it like that"?
Um, no b**h
You're hot with a cold heart, and you don't even notice
I'm honestly tryna help ya'll, no diss
"All these b**hes are the same"
Uh, no sh**
Only thing that I can hope is that they change
Typical n***as hearing this and thinking that I'm strange
And you ain't tryna change, so lady pipe down
Funny thing is, I'm on my way to f** one right now
[Outro]
Goddamn
That sh** is crazy right?
Yessir
I'm gone