Ej Laflare - Typical b**h lyrics

[Intro] Ladies and gentleman I would like to introduce ya'll to what we call the "Typical b**h" Yessir [Verse 1] On and on, 'till the clock hits morning Keeping all the other people up with your moaning Brought all of your luggage to some other n***a home And he got money so that's why ya'll are boning How come you're always ending up with the a**es? You don't see the bigger picture? b**h, you're in need of gla**es You're laughing at the n***as with Masters' n***as that don't scream "Turn Up" at every chance that pa**es Hey I tried to tell ya These b**hes don't wanna work, hey I tried Azalea Couldn't change the friends Yeah I tried, but failed 'em They'd rather buy the dreams n***as try to sell them Why're you never with the guys with the cla** and brains? You like the "Yo, yo, yo's" with the tats and chains And you say you want a guy with a nice personality But even I know that's insane Nah baby, you don't got it like that In fact, that's how the hoes get started like that All the things you dream are arrogant things Try to pa** yourself off as the American Dream More like the "American Nightmare" Be real, how many people in your heritage fight fair? You head's a little swollen, you should put some ice there Does my face look like a nice chair? On and on, 'till the clock hits morning You won't get me to f**, so stop your groaning "Need some company? You look a little lonely" Ehhhhhh, not at the moment I can't change a b**h, so why try? Your Instagram pics ain't ratchet, so why lie? You gonna find a man, so why cry? "Post a pic of me on Instagram" I would, but I ain't got no wi-fi You can't always get what you want out of life And I'm surely not saying this out of spite "I don't need to get a better man" Shoot, you oughta And what the f** am I suppose to tell my future daughter? Typical hoes Tired of taking baby steps with you Girl, I'd rather slit my wrists than have s** with you And your looks don't last So what you gonna say then? How you buying Giuseppe's but you can barely pay rent? [Break] My name is Scott Laflare Ladies and gentleman, I ain't done yet Yessir [Verse 2] "Can I have it like that"? Um, no b**h You're hot with a cold heart, and you don't even notice I'm honestly tryna help ya'll, no diss "All these b**hes are the same" Uh, no sh** Only thing that I can hope is that they change Typical n***as hearing this and thinking that I'm strange And you ain't tryna change, so lady pipe down Funny thing is, I'm on my way to f** one right now [Outro] Goddamn That sh** is crazy right? Yessir I'm gone