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But after a while I caught on. I mean, I saw what they were hiring. I also sweat my dance card once after an audition, and ona scale of ten, they gave me for dance, ten, for looks, three. Well!
Dance, ten
Looks, three
And I'm still on unemployment
Dancing for my own enjoyment
That ain't it, kid
That ain't it, kid
"Dance, ten
Looks, three,"
It's like to die!
Left the theater and
Called the doctor for
My appointment to buy
Tits and a**
Bought myself a fancy pair
Tightened up the derriere
Did the nose with it
All that goes with it
Tits and a**!
Had the bingo-bongos done
Suddenly I'm getting national tours!
Tits and a** won't get you jobs
Unless they're yours
Didn't cost a fortune neither
Didn't hurt my s** life either
Flat and sa**y
I would get the strays and losers
Beggars really can't be choosers
That ain't it, kid
That ain't it, kid
Fised the cha**is
"How do you do!"
Life turned into and
Endless medley of
"Gee, it had to be you!"
Why?
Tits and a**!
Where the cupboard once was bare
Now you knock and someone's there
You have got 'em, hey
Top to bottom, hey
It's a gas!
Just a dash of silicone
Shake your new maracas and you're fine!
Tits and a** can change your life
They sure changed mine
Have it all done
Honey, take my word
Grab a cab, c'mon
See the wizard on
Park and Seventy-Third
For
Tits and a**
Orchestra and balcony
What they want is whatcha see
Keep the best of you
Do the rest of you
Pits or cla**
I have never seen it fail
Debutante or chorus girl or wife
Tits and a**
Yes, tits and a**
Have changed my life!