[Verse 1]
Hey there, it's the Rugeley Crimestoppers
I'm stitching up my mates, I'm squealing to the coppers
Soft crime - together we will crack it!
When crime comes to town - we're gonna slap it
[Chorus]
What's my number - 0800 555 111
[Verse 2]
Watch out, it's the Rugeley Crimestoppers
I'm prying on my neighbours, spying on the shoppers
Shoplift some pick and mix
We will come down upon you like a ton of bricks
[Chorus]
What's my number - 0800 555 111
[Verse 3]
Watch out - there's a thief about!
Watch out - there's a snoop about!
Watch out - there's a gra** about!
Watch out - there's a snitch about!
[Chorus]
What's my number - 0800 555 111
[Outro]
When love comes to town - we'll spread it all around
When crime comes to town - we'll shake it to the ground
What's my number - 0800 555 111