[Verse 1] Hey there, it's the Rugeley Crimestoppers I'm stitching up my mates, I'm squealing to the coppers Soft crime - together we will crack it! When crime comes to town - we're gonna slap it [Chorus] What's my number - 0800 555 111 [Verse 2] Watch out, it's the Rugeley Crimestoppers I'm prying on my neighbours, spying on the shoppers Shoplift some pick and mix We will come down upon you like a ton of bricks [Chorus] What's my number - 0800 555 111 [Verse 3] Watch out - there's a thief about! Watch out - there's a snoop about! Watch out - there's a gra** about! Watch out - there's a snitch about! [Chorus] What's my number - 0800 555 111 [Outro] When love comes to town - we'll spread it all around When crime comes to town - we'll shake it to the ground What's my number - 0800 555 111