I just ate a lobster rack
I ate enough to choke a yak
But I'll
never turn down a burg
So cook me up a full stack
Pa**ed a couple sandwich shops
On the way
to the motherf**in burger spot
Got a dance at a sh**ty place like Zack's
Well
Cape Cod s**s and I hate wearing pants (whoa)
Ran and ran for many blocks
Gettin chased by the f**ing Hyannis cops
Couldburg!
Couldburg!
Couldburg! (Grill me up another one)
Couldburg!
Ah yeah!
All right
The exit's coming up and it's time to ask
Could you burg, or will you pa**?
Couldburg?