I just ate a lobster rack I ate enough to choke a yak But I'll never turn down a burg So cook me up a full stack Pa**ed a couple sandwich shops On the way to the motherf**in burger spot Got a dance at a sh**ty place like Zack's Well Cape Cod s**s and I hate wearing pants (whoa) Ran and ran for many blocks Gettin chased by the f**ing Hyannis cops Couldburg! Couldburg! Couldburg! (Grill me up another one) Couldburg! Ah yeah! All right The exit's coming up and it's time to ask Could you burg, or will you pa**? Couldburg?