Chuck... Norris in my way
He... Is here to save the day
Chuck... kicks my a** everyday
Even when I eat, there's a fist in my soufle
Chuck Norris
Roundhouse kicked my moustache off
Chuck Norris
Hit my head with a cow
He... threw me through a bar window
Then... He threw the bar at me
I'm a bad guy... Out to steal some cash
Scheme... Foiled by Chuck
I hit him with a cross jab combo
And both my fists turned to ash
Chuck Norris
Kicked me back to the womb
Chuck Norris
Can k** with a chicken wing
After that kick
Straight to the balls
Higher in the shower
I shall sing (Yaaaaaa)
I never expected Chuck Norris to dispace my jaw around my head
But that's just what he did
He sold me a Bowflex and then he requested tickets to Faxed Head
But I said, "f** that sh**, no way!"
Roundhouse and karate kicks to the dick ensued quick
But I won't give in
Underneath his beard is another fist
Hey Hey
Chuck Norris
This is the way it has to be
You always destroy everyone
I f**in' hate you so much
It's so unfair to us
The power of your fist
Chuck, all I got to say is f** you.
Chuck Norris - f** Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris - f** Chuck Norris
(All I got say is go f** yourself)