Dyslexic Fudgicle - A Gla** of Chuck Norris lyrics

Chuck... Norris in my way He... Is here to save the day Chuck... kicks my a** everyday Even when I eat, there's a fist in my soufle Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked my moustache off Chuck Norris Hit my head with a cow He... threw me through a bar window Then... He threw the bar at me I'm a bad guy... Out to steal some cash Scheme... Foiled by Chuck I hit him with a cross jab combo And both my fists turned to ash Chuck Norris Kicked me back to the womb Chuck Norris Can k** with a chicken wing After that kick Straight to the balls Higher in the shower I shall sing (Yaaaaaa) I never expected Chuck Norris to dispace my jaw around my head But that's just what he did He sold me a Bowflex and then he requested tickets to Faxed Head But I said, "f** that sh**, no way!" Roundhouse and karate kicks to the dick ensued quick But I won't give in Underneath his beard is another fist Hey Hey Chuck Norris This is the way it has to be You always destroy everyone I f**in' hate you so much It's so unfair to us The power of your fist Chuck, all I got to say is f** you. Chuck Norris - f** Chuck Norris Chuck Norris - f** Chuck Norris (All I got say is go f** yourself)