I sit in a yellow cubicle
And I type at an orange screen
And I'll get a raise next Tuesday
If I can keep my office clean
The women here ignore me
They call me "Scrawny Dan"
But that's because they don't know me
They don't know who I really am!
I AM CHEWBACCA!
I AM A WOOKIE!
I FIGHT THE EMPIRE!
I FIX THE ROBOTS!
DON'T fu*kING CROSS ME!
I AM CHEWBACCA!
IN NEED OF NO ONE!
IN WANT OF NOTHING!
I AM CHEWBACCA!
I HAVE NO HOME!
MY HOME IS WHERE MY SPIRIT GOES!
DON'T fu*kING TAUNT ME!
DON'T TAUNT CHEWBACCA!
I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!
I'LL KILL YOUR FRIEND!
I think about my home planet
When I'm in the conference room
I wear a coat and tie
But my heart is filled with gloom
Cause that f*ggot on the d**h Star
Would like to see me dead
Someday I'll tear off his black helmet
And take a dump on his f**in' head!
I AM CHEWBACCA!
I AM A WOOKIE!
I FIGHT THE EMPIRE!
ON THE MILLENNIUM FALCON!
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME??
YOU WANT A PIECE OF CHEWBACCA??
I'M EIGHT FEET TALL!
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
I AM CHEWBACCA!
I'VE GOT NO HOME!
MY HOME IS WHERE MY SPIRIT GOES!
YOU CAN ALL fu*k OFF!
I AM CHEWBACCA!
KISS MY ASS!
EAT sh*t MOTHERfu*kER!
MOTHERfu*kAAH!
MOTHERfu*kAAAH!!
MOTHERfu*kAAAAAHH!!!