DVDA - Chewbacca (Live) lyrics

I sit in a yellow cubicle And I type at an orange screen And I'll get a raise next Tuesday If I can keep my office clean The women here ignore me They call me "Scrawny Dan" But that's because they don't know me They don't know who I really am! I AM CHEWBACCA! I AM A WOOKIE! I FIGHT THE EMPIRE! I FIX THE ROBOTS! DON'T fu*kING CROSS ME! I AM CHEWBACCA! IN NEED OF NO ONE! IN WANT OF NOTHING! I AM CHEWBACCA! I HAVE NO HOME! MY HOME IS WHERE MY SPIRIT GOES! DON'T fu*kING TAUNT ME! DON'T TAUNT CHEWBACCA! I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF! I'LL KILL YOUR FRIEND! I think about my home planet When I'm in the conference room I wear a coat and tie But my heart is filled with gloom Cause that f*ggot on the d**h Star Would like to see me dead Someday I'll tear off his black helmet And take a dump on his f**in' head! I AM CHEWBACCA! I AM A WOOKIE! I FIGHT THE EMPIRE! ON THE MILLENNIUM FALCON! YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?? YOU WANT A PIECE OF CHEWBACCA?? I'M EIGHT FEET TALL! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! I AM CHEWBACCA! I'VE GOT NO HOME! MY HOME IS WHERE MY SPIRIT GOES! YOU CAN ALL fu*k OFF! I AM CHEWBACCA! KISS MY ASS! EAT sh*t MOTHERfu*kER! MOTHERfu*kAAH! MOTHERfu*kAAAH!! MOTHERfu*kAAAAAHH!!!