Germ Rap
[Intro] You're looking a little dirty
You need a bath
And wheew your stinky
You know what
I'm going to have to teach you something
It's time to learn about germs
How they can be nasty just like worms
It's just something you need to know
Even though
They might look clean
If you could see them
It'd look like a crime scene
In your own home
There's about 9,000 different species
They can even be lurking
In your Mitsubishi
They can cause disease
That'll make you sneeze
Maybe even cause you a little wheeze
And they can do it with such ease
Don't you know
They helped cause the Bubonic Plague
I hope I'm not coming off pretty vague
But that's just another type of disease
They're pretty dangerous
And everyone agrees
So please take a bath
I don't want to have to suffer your stinky wrath
If you want to be clean
And be rid of the green
Then walk to the sink
And just take a moment
Think
How many seconds should I wash my hands
I'll explain it easy so you understand
You wash them for 20 seconds
I reckon
That's the amount of time
To sing happy birthday twice
Or a little rhyme
If you don't wash your hands
You're basically rolling the dice
Will you get sick or not
It's up to you
Now that you've been taught
I ought
To expect you
To be clean
Not just clean
But pretty pristine