Dustin Miller - The Germ Rap lyrics

Germ Rap [Intro] You're looking a little dirty You need a bath And wheew your stinky You know what I'm going to have to teach you something It's time to learn about germs How they can be nasty just like worms It's just something you need to know Even though They might look clean If you could see them It'd look like a crime scene In your own home There's about 9,000 different species They can even be lurking In your Mitsubishi They can cause disease That'll make you sneeze Maybe even cause you a little wheeze And they can do it with such ease Don't you know They helped cause the Bubonic Plague I hope I'm not coming off pretty vague But that's just another type of disease They're pretty dangerous And everyone agrees So please take a bath I don't want to have to suffer your stinky wrath If you want to be clean And be rid of the green Then walk to the sink And just take a moment Think How many seconds should I wash my hands I'll explain it easy so you understand You wash them for 20 seconds I reckon That's the amount of time To sing happy birthday twice Or a little rhyme If you don't wash your hands You're basically rolling the dice Will you get sick or not It's up to you Now that you've been taught I ought To expect you To be clean Not just clean But pretty pristine