[Intro: The D.O.C. as Reporter]
Yo! b**h, don't you know I'll beat your mother'...
Oh, oh! you
'Ey, what's happenin' everybody?
It's your mayn n***a behind the mothaf**in' trigga, Willy Johnston!
And I'm in front of the liquor store with all the b**hes, thieves and dopeheads
And I got my man Edmond Woodrow Jones
Aaand the Johntson Sisters
No Relation
So then put little something together,.. to tell y'all... what's really goin' on!
Mia put this sh** on! [whisperin']
[Bridge: Choir singin']
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Du-dum, dum-dum!
[Choir singin']
Doooon't drink that wiiiine
Coke would be better, just - it's easy to fiiiind!
If that won't do, - smoke a joint o-or twoo-ooo!
Don't drink that wii-iii-iine! - Woooaahhh, that wii-ii-iine! [cell door close]
[Outro: Dr. Dre as News Archor]
The sh** y'all listenin' to was sponsored by "M.A.D.D
Mothaf**as Against Drunk Drivin'! "
[Music starts playin' Parliament's]: when you talkin motherf**in hit
Daaaamn, this some good sh**, man!
Where you get this sh** from? Daaamn! [coughes]
Yeah, now we take it back to an earlier...
The...
The previous program!