[Intro: The D.O.C. as Reporter] Yo! b**h, don't you know I'll beat your mother'... Oh, oh! you 'Ey, what's happenin' everybody? It's your mayn n***a behind the mothaf**in' trigga, Willy Johnston! And I'm in front of the liquor store with all the b**hes, thieves and dopeheads And I got my man Edmond Woodrow Jones Aaand the Johntson Sisters No Relation So then put little something together,.. to tell y'all... what's really goin' on! Mia put this sh** on! [whisperin'] [Bridge: Choir singin'] Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!) Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!) Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Du-dum, dum-dum! [Choir singin'] Doooon't drink that wiiiine Coke would be better, just - it's easy to fiiiind! If that won't do, - smoke a joint o-or twoo-ooo! Don't drink that wii-iii-iine! - Woooaahhh, that wii-ii-iine! [cell door close] [Outro: Dr. Dre as News Archor] The sh** y'all listenin' to was sponsored by "M.A.D.D Mothaf**as Against Drunk Drivin'! " [Music starts playin' Parliament's]: when you talkin motherf**in hit Daaaamn, this some good sh**, man! Where you get this sh** from? Daaamn! [coughes] Yeah, now we take it back to an earlier... The... The previous program!