[Hook]
Sun came out on the prairie
The cows producing dairy
[?] fresher than the wilderness
[?] me
And all the animals are leaving
I turned to my lady and I say "s** my dick"
[Verse 1]
The mountain view's panoramic
God bless America, I love Montana
Mountain men on horses
They ride through the lake, deeper than a forest
We camping by the lake
This is God's country, bu*t knife the steak
Pa** down the can of beans
And the [?]
Ain't that some tasty beef?
I hunted that cow down in her sleep
Jesus f**, what a beautiful day
The air's so clean, f** L.A
The eagle has landed
You city folk just don't understand it
I shot her out the sky with my hand cannon
Now that's what I call ranching
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
That's me at the Dairy Queen
Blizzards and burgers til they bury me
Y'all can kiss my degenerate a**
Got a tat on my balls of the confederate flag
I stared at her dad when he told me the baby was black
I ain't coming back
I'll be at the bar with Red and Jack
Get drunk and start a scuffle with some city slickers that don't want trouble
Meet me at the dock of the bay
I'll be wasted, co*k in your face
I [?] through the swamp with a big ol' white honky-tonk-donk
Catfish and bears beware
It's hunting season and my dick's in the air
[Hook]
[Outro]
Hey Dale Earnhardt, rest in peace!
Hey [?] from Memphis, thanks for swolling my load at that truck stop
Dolly Parton, thanks for having them big a** titties
Hey Toby Keith, I'll put a boot in your a**, motherf**er
Jeff Foxworthy, f** you, yeah f** you!
Hey Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, s** our dicks
Hey Clint Eastwood, f** you! Make my daddy talk, b**h
Hey leader of the KKK, eat a dick
Rest in peace to who? John Denver, the godfather of this sh**
Oh yeah, and don't eat at the Waffle House in Charlotte
The menu's deceitful, I ordered the pancakes and I got diarrhea