Dirt Nasty - Mountain Man lyrics

[Hook] Sun came out on the prairie The cows producing dairy [?] fresher than the wilderness [?] me And all the animals are leaving I turned to my lady and I say "s** my dick" [Verse 1] The mountain view's panoramic God bless America, I love Montana Mountain men on horses They ride through the lake, deeper than a forest We camping by the lake This is God's country, bu*t knife the steak Pa** down the can of beans And the [?] Ain't that some tasty beef? I hunted that cow down in her sleep Jesus f**, what a beautiful day The air's so clean, f** L.A The eagle has landed You city folk just don't understand it I shot her out the sky with my hand cannon Now that's what I call ranching [Hook] [Verse 2] That's me at the Dairy Queen Blizzards and burgers til they bury me Y'all can kiss my degenerate a** Got a tat on my balls of the confederate flag I stared at her dad when he told me the baby was black I ain't coming back I'll be at the bar with Red and Jack Get drunk and start a scuffle with some city slickers that don't want trouble Meet me at the dock of the bay I'll be wasted, co*k in your face I [?] through the swamp with a big ol' white honky-tonk-donk Catfish and bears beware It's hunting season and my dick's in the air [Hook] [Outro] Hey Dale Earnhardt, rest in peace! Hey [?] from Memphis, thanks for swolling my load at that truck stop Dolly Parton, thanks for having them big a** titties Hey Toby Keith, I'll put a boot in your a**, motherf**er Jeff Foxworthy, f** you, yeah f** you! Hey Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, s** our dicks Hey Clint Eastwood, f** you! Make my daddy talk, b**h Hey leader of the KKK, eat a dick Rest in peace to who? John Denver, the godfather of this sh** Oh yeah, and don't eat at the Waffle House in Charlotte The menu's deceitful, I ordered the pancakes and I got diarrhea