Darn that crazy dream,
It sneaks into my bed every night.
It brings you right besides me,
And you fill me with utter delight.
I'm still breathless when I awake,
And I'm shuddering with ecstasy.
In the darkness of my lonely room,
You make pa**ionate love to me.
I feel your hands caressing my body,
Your lips kissing me everywhere.
Then I stroke your face tenderly,
And I tell you how much I care.
This dark lonely room's silence is broken,
By sighs of the joyous rapture I feel,
Oh, darn this crazy tantalizing dream.
Why can't it some night be real?