Darn that crazy dream, It sneaks into my bed every night. It brings you right besides me, And you fill me with utter delight. I'm still breathless when I awake, And I'm shuddering with ecstasy. In the darkness of my lonely room, You make pa**ionate love to me. I feel your hands caressing my body, Your lips kissing me everywhere. Then I stroke your face tenderly, And I tell you how much I care. This dark lonely room's silence is broken, By sighs of the joyous rapture I feel, Oh, darn this crazy tantalizing dream. Why can't it some night be real?