[MURIEL]
LAST NIGHT I MET A MAN BENEATH
A PALE AND HAUNTING MOON
A MAN NO WOMAN COULD REFUSE
BOLD AND ASSERTIVE WITH A
FURTIVE AIR OF MYSTERY
MAGICALLY LONG OF LASH,
TRAGICALLY SHORT OF CASH
AS HE APPROACHED HE WORE
AN AURA OF NOBILITY.
I WORE THESE FERRAGAMO SHOES
THIS WAS AT LAST,
I KNEW, MY RENDEZVOUS WITH HISTORY
WHAT WAS A WOMAN,
WHAT WAS A WOMAN TO DO?
AND WHEN HE SMILED HE LIT THE NIGHT
WITH GRACE AND CONFIDENCE
HIS TEETH WERE CLEAN AND STRAIGHT
AND WHITE JUST LIKE A PICKET FENCE
I COULDN'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THEM-
THEY WERE THAT INTENSE
WHAT WAS A WOMAN,
WHAT WAS A WOMAN TO DO?
I NEVER REALIZED
HOW LONG MY HEART HAD BEEN IGNORED
HE SANG MY NAME AND IT RANG OUT
JUST LIKE SOME MAJOR CHORD
IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVE,
HE ATE MY SMORGASBORD
WHAT WAS A WOMAN-
[WOMAN #1]
WHAT WAS A WOMAN-
[WOMAN #2]
WHAT WAS A WOMAN TO DO?
[MURIEL and WOMEN]
LAST NIGHT I MET A PRINCE
AND SUDDENLY MY LIFE HAS CHANGED-
I HAVE A PURPOSE AND A CAUSE
(TO HELP MY DREAMY ROYAL BOYFRIEND)
[MURIEL]
HE'S OFF REBELLING,
AND I'M KNEVLING HERE,
BUT NEVER MIND
[WOMAN #2]
HE'S JUST SO- OOOH!
[WOMAN #3]
SO SUAVE IT MAKES YOU MENTAL
[MURIEL]
SO GODDAMN CONTINENTAL
[MURIEL and WOMEN]
WHO'D GUESS THAT'D I'D BE
THE ONLY ONE TO WHOM HE'D TURN-
THIS MAN OF BRIO
AND PANACHE
[MURIEL]
HE GAVE ME ROMANCE
AND THE FEELING I WAS YOUNG AGAIN
[WOMAN #1]
I GAVE HIM HOPE AND STRENGTH AND-
[WOMEN]
A CHECK MADE OUT TO CASH
[USHERETTE]
HE HAD THE MOST AMAZING EYES
THAT I HAD EVER SEEN
HE CAME IN WITH A TICKET
FOR THE SECOND MEZZANINE
I RIPPED IT UP
AND PUT IT RIGHT DOWN THERE IN J-13
[MURIEL]
Oh, for God sakes! Anybody else?
[USHERETTE]
WHAT WAS A WOMAN-
[WOMEN]
WHAT WAS A WOMAN-
[MURIEL]
WHAT WAS A WOMAN TO DO?