Up in the morning and off to bed
Hoping that maybe I'll wake up dead
Staying awake ain't got no cla**
I just wanna lay on my a**
King of the, king of the, king of the bed
King of the, king of the, king of the bed
You know my thoughts aren't very deep
All I wanna do is sleep
And you haven't got time to think
When you lay in the bed and drink
King of the, king of the, king of the bed
King of the, king of the, king of the bed
Hail, hail pillows and sheets
Laying in them just can't be beat
I tell you the day is cut in half
Don't even get up to take a bath
King of the, king of the, king of the bed
King of the, king of the, king of the bed
All my life I'm on the nod
But that's better than playing god
People who try to work real hard
Don't lay around like a ton of lard
King of the, king of the, king of the bed
King of the, king of the, king of the bed
You know, I got up to take myself a walk
Didn't get 'bout half way down the block
Then got this pounding in my head
So I turned right around and went back to bed
King of the, king of the, king of the bed
King of the, king of the, king of the bed
Up in the morning and off to bed
Hoping that maybe I'll wake up dead
Staying awake ain't got no cla**
I just wanna lay on my a**
King of the, king of the, king of the bed
King of the, king of the, king of the bed