Up in the morning and off to bed Hoping that maybe I'll wake up dead Staying awake ain't got no cla** I just wanna lay on my a** King of the, king of the, king of the bed King of the, king of the, king of the bed You know my thoughts aren't very deep All I wanna do is sleep And you haven't got time to think When you lay in the bed and drink King of the, king of the, king of the bed King of the, king of the, king of the bed Hail, hail pillows and sheets Laying in them just can't be beat I tell you the day is cut in half Don't even get up to take a bath King of the, king of the, king of the bed King of the, king of the, king of the bed All my life I'm on the nod But that's better than playing god People who try to work real hard Don't lay around like a ton of lard King of the, king of the, king of the bed King of the, king of the, king of the bed You know, I got up to take myself a walk Didn't get 'bout half way down the block Then got this pounding in my head So I turned right around and went back to bed King of the, king of the, king of the bed King of the, king of the, king of the bed Up in the morning and off to bed Hoping that maybe I'll wake up dead Staying awake ain't got no cla** I just wanna lay on my a** King of the, king of the, king of the bed King of the, king of the, king of the bed