This is flight 372 on SWA
The flight attendants on board servin' you today
Teresa in the middle, David in the back
& my name is David & I'm here to tell you that
Shortly after take off, first thing's first
There's soft drinks to help you quench your thirst
But if you want another kind of drink, then just holler
Alcoholic beverages will be $4
If a monster energy drink is your plan
That'll be $3 and you get the whole can
We won't take your cash, you gotta pay with plastic
If you have a coupon then that's fantastic!
We know when you're ready to go to new places
Open up the bench, put away your suitcases
Carry on items go under the seat
In front of you so none of you have things by your feet
If you have a seat with a row with an exit
We're gonna talk to you, so you might as well expect it
You gotta help us evacuate in case we need you
If you don't, we'll just have to re-seat you
Before we leave, our advice is
Put away your electronic devices
Fasten your seat belt, put your trays up
Press the bu*ton to make the seat back raise up
Sit back, relax, have a good time
It's almost time to go so I'm done with the rhyme
Thank you for the fact I wasn't ignored
This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard!