David Holmes - Southwest Airlines Rap lyrics

This is flight 372 on SWA The flight attendants on board servin' you today Teresa in the middle, David in the back & my name is David & I'm here to tell you that Shortly after take off, first thing's first There's soft drinks to help you quench your thirst But if you want another kind of drink, then just holler Alcoholic beverages will be $4 If a monster energy drink is your plan That'll be $3 and you get the whole can We won't take your cash, you gotta pay with plastic If you have a coupon then that's fantastic! We know when you're ready to go to new places Open up the bench, put away your suitcases Carry on items go under the seat In front of you so none of you have things by your feet If you have a seat with a row with an exit We're gonna talk to you, so you might as well expect it You gotta help us evacuate in case we need you If you don't, we'll just have to re-seat you Before we leave, our advice is Put away your electronic devices Fasten your seat belt, put your trays up Press the bu*ton to make the seat back raise up Sit back, relax, have a good time It's almost time to go so I'm done with the rhyme Thank you for the fact I wasn't ignored This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard!