Roll on up see the main attraction
Get your money ready to step inside
Line up here for the roller coaster
Keep your arms in
And we'll take a ride
Roll on up for the fun of the fair yeah
Oh anymore for anymore
Oh coconut shy or the crazy-walker
Through the hall of mirrors
To the magic door
Roll on up see the main attraction
'Ead over heels for the fun of the fair
Catch a ghost train to the 'aunted castle
Ride a helter-skelter Jack is waiting there
Jack the lad is waiting there
The fairground king, with greasy hair
Ride at your risk, he'll steal your kiss
Jack the lad, the fairground man
Good golly miss molly
He'll spin your car round
Without a smile he'll wink his eye
k**ing you softly with flashing light bulbs
Lifting your soul with a tattooed sigh
Jack the lad is waiting there
Eyes of black, that coldly stare
King of kings, lord of the ring
Jack the lad, the fairground man
Roll on up see the main attraction
Get your money ready to get inside
Line up here for the roller coaster
Keep your arms in
And we'll take the ride
I, take a ride
I, shake inside
I, take a ride
I, step inside
I, take a bow
I, step inside
I, take a ride
I, step inside
I, take a ride
[ manic laughing of socks off]