David Ess** - All The Fun Of The Fair lyrics

Roll on up see the main attraction Get your money ready to step inside Line up here for the roller coaster Keep your arms in And we'll take a ride Roll on up for the fun of the fair yeah Oh anymore for anymore Oh coconut shy or the crazy-walker Through the hall of mirrors To the magic door Roll on up see the main attraction 'Ead over heels for the fun of the fair Catch a ghost train to the 'aunted castle Ride a helter-skelter Jack is waiting there Jack the lad is waiting there The fairground king, with greasy hair Ride at your risk, he'll steal your kiss Jack the lad, the fairground man Good golly miss molly He'll spin your car round Without a smile he'll wink his eye k**ing you softly with flashing light bulbs Lifting your soul with a tattooed sigh Jack the lad is waiting there Eyes of black, that coldly stare King of kings, lord of the ring Jack the lad, the fairground man Roll on up see the main attraction Get your money ready to get inside Line up here for the roller coaster Keep your arms in And we'll take the ride I, take a ride I, shake inside I, take a ride I, step inside I, take a bow I, step inside I, take a ride I, step inside I, take a ride [ manic laughing of socks off]