I was eating out for lunch, got a pan of Teriyaki/
Think I had to sh**, put my dereor to potty/
The bathroom was full, I was standing in the lobby/
Jumping up and down like I'm dancing mariachi/
Hit some dude, compare the man to stocky/
Hair was very knotty, he's arrogant and snobby/
Now we fighting, hand to hand like hockey/
Amanda Ferranachi had a camera man to watch me/
His whole crew try to Scramble, ran and drop me/
They drinking liquor, mixing Brandi and some Saki/
Fancy with apparel cause they wearing tan Versace/
Every vandal in his posse down to Sandy, Dan and Bobby/
Going crazy, a psycho mind, I'm quite berserk/
Took a knife, cut designer white Hawaiian shirts/
They all running, I'm riding by inside a hearse/
Lighting tiny fire works that climb inside your mind and burst/
Kept it moving, driving by in high alert/
Dining in a diner where a guy was buying 5 desserts/
Throwing menus, expecting me to order/
I'm crushing pills like a sedative for snorters/
The chef was getting slaughtered, left his testicles in water/
Demented and I got attention deficit disorder/
I got a waitress nude, plus nipples/
Made my 2 nuts tickle with a tooth brush bristle/
Huge bu*t, s*utty and she's rude, but fickle/
Had a cucumber cube plus a few cut pickles/
Ate her out like a 2 buck triple burger/
On the grill like a food truck nickle earner/
Pretty eyes with a ma**ive size in knockers/
Breaking all the codes like we vandalizing lockers/
She disappeared, I was lonely in the room/
When the drug buzz ended, I was groping on a spoon/