Danny Florio - Danny the Dope Man lyrics

I was eating out for lunch, got a pan of Teriyaki/ Think I had to sh**, put my dereor to potty/ The bathroom was full, I was standing in the lobby/ Jumping up and down like I'm dancing mariachi/ Hit some dude, compare the man to stocky/ Hair was very knotty, he's arrogant and snobby/ Now we fighting, hand to hand like hockey/ Amanda Ferranachi had a camera man to watch me/ His whole crew try to Scramble, ran and drop me/ They drinking liquor, mixing Brandi and some Saki/ Fancy with apparel cause they wearing tan Versace/ Every vandal in his posse down to Sandy, Dan and Bobby/ Going crazy, a psycho mind, I'm quite berserk/ Took a knife, cut designer white Hawaiian shirts/ They all running, I'm riding by inside a hearse/ Lighting tiny fire works that climb inside your mind and burst/ Kept it moving, driving by in high alert/ Dining in a diner where a guy was buying 5 desserts/ Throwing menus, expecting me to order/ I'm crushing pills like a sedative for snorters/ The chef was getting slaughtered, left his testicles in water/ Demented and I got attention deficit disorder/ I got a waitress nude, plus nipples/ Made my 2 nuts tickle with a tooth brush bristle/ Huge bu*t, s*utty and she's rude, but fickle/ Had a cucumber cube plus a few cut pickles/ Ate her out like a 2 buck triple burger/ On the grill like a food truck nickle earner/ Pretty eyes with a ma**ive size in knockers/ Breaking all the codes like we vandalizing lockers/ She disappeared, I was lonely in the room/ When the drug buzz ended, I was groping on a spoon/