I've done bad things it's true
Regrets I've had a few
but that's nothing compared to
things I said in job interviews
I never said please when I left the table
I stole my granny's wheels and parked in disabled
I left the seat up on the loo
I fed the animals at the zoo
But that's nothing compared to
the things I've said in job interviews
Your company and me are a perfect fit
I share your vision and mission too
and I totally give a sh** about you
The media thinks I'm fake
They say I'm a reprobate
Every headline that I make
They call it something-Gate
I told a little lie or two
I've pushed into lots of queues
But that's nothing compared to
the things I've said in job interviews
I've got the sk** set that you need
I'm pa**ionate about technology
There are no lies on my C.V. honestly
How do you sleep at night
Do you believe that right is right
With few prospects and money tight
Have you ever told something little and white
I've been an undercover mole
I drank from the finger bowl
All my best ideas I stole
I even did an ad for Coles
I never payed my dues
I sold my story to the tabloid news
But that's nothing compared to
The things I've said, when I got on a roll
Things I've said, I can sell you my soul
Things I've said in job interviews