Damian Cowell - Things I've Said In Job Interviews lyrics

I've done bad things it's true Regrets I've had a few but that's nothing compared to things I said in job interviews I never said please when I left the table I stole my granny's wheels and parked in disabled I left the seat up on the loo I fed the animals at the zoo But that's nothing compared to the things I've said in job interviews Your company and me are a perfect fit I share your vision and mission too and I totally give a sh** about you The media thinks I'm fake They say I'm a reprobate Every headline that I make They call it something-Gate I told a little lie or two I've pushed into lots of queues But that's nothing compared to the things I've said in job interviews I've got the sk** set that you need I'm pa**ionate about technology There are no lies on my C.V. honestly How do you sleep at night Do you believe that right is right With few prospects and money tight Have you ever told something little and white I've been an undercover mole I drank from the finger bowl All my best ideas I stole I even did an ad for Coles I never payed my dues I sold my story to the tabloid news But that's nothing compared to The things I've said, when I got on a roll Things I've said, I can sell you my soul Things I've said in job interviews