[Produced By Daily Echoes]
[Hook]
[Daily Echoes]
See us walking down the hall, homie, back up
[Big Lee]
Cause our pockets are protected, homie, back up
[Little Danny Rahrig]
We played J.V. Senior year, homie, back up
[All]
Alumni of the Cool Kids Club
[Verse 1: Daily Echoes]
I was a nine year old kid, receptible to cooties
Walkman headphones blast that soundtrack to "Newsies"
Excuse me? I'm sorry I guess I couldn't hear you
Over that score by Alan Menken. And you thinking that I fear you?
On that Pokemon swag. Pokemon blue, all day
Started with Charmander cause he's the cutest of the three
Didn't wanna play the other games in case they got all bloody
Huge crush on Christina Aguilera but I couldn't tell nobody
I'm a huge Hanson fan. Mmm f**in' Bop
Fell on my rollerblades and so I motherf**in' stopped
For good, I would. f**in' scratch was really sore
Instead I stayed on AIM. My screenname: BRSTARWARS
I didn't f** around. I'm a Muppet-lovin' monster
Tour t-shirt from seeing *NSYNC in concert
Yesterday to now, my swag is eternal
You wanna know more? Read my f**in' LiveJournal
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Big Lee]
When I was just a little boy, I was trying to fit in
Got invited to the coolest slumber party of the weekend
Yeah, just me and all my sweet friends
Telling ghost stories and eating lots of "Wheat Thins"
Bad a** motherf**in' sh**, right?
And to top it all off, we stayed up the whole night
Well almost the whole night. Went to sleep around nine
When my friend's mom came in and she said it was time
And we wouldn't wanna disappoint his mother cause that's f**ed up
Plus she made the most delicious cupcakes, ain't that sh** up
Next morning, man, she even made pancakes
My friend, Marcus, likes fiber so she made that fool "Bran Flakes"
I don't understand why anyone would do d**
I like sleepovers way better than the night clubs
Hey a**hole, how many of you does it take to change a lightbulb?
Probably just one but you're still a**holeS
[Interlude: Little Danny Rahrig]
"Y'know, being a bada** is something that's in your blood. I remember when I was in elementary school and I was called to the principal's office. It was for good behavior and I got an eraser shaped like an Aztec Tiki head."
[Verse 3: Little Danny Rahrig]
I own three f**ing cats homie, back up
Use a different voice for each one, back up
This one's for Molly. This one's for Pricilla
And this is for the one named after Ghostfaced k**a
So get at me. I ran 12 minute miles in high school
These fly shoes are New Balance
You challenge me to a fight and I hope it's in "High Rule"
Brah, I'll stick my master sword inside you
Oops, sorry, does that make me sound gay?
That's ok, all the kids thought that I was since sixth grade
I was in lots of plays, wore pink studded shades
And hung out with mostly women mostly every day
We go shopping. We buy clothes
We eat Asian-fusion tea-rolls and feel fat when we go home
Yeah, I'm a big bad betch
I'm Regina to you Gretchens and you Gretchens ain't fetch