Daily Echoes - Cool Kids Club lyrics

[Produced By Daily Echoes] [Hook] [Daily Echoes] See us walking down the hall, homie, back up [Big Lee] Cause our pockets are protected, homie, back up [Little Danny Rahrig] We played J.V. Senior year, homie, back up [All] Alumni of the Cool Kids Club [Verse 1: Daily Echoes] I was a nine year old kid, receptible to cooties Walkman headphones blast that soundtrack to "Newsies" Excuse me? I'm sorry I guess I couldn't hear you Over that score by Alan Menken. And you thinking that I fear you? On that Pokemon swag. Pokemon blue, all day Started with Charmander cause he's the cutest of the three Didn't wanna play the other games in case they got all bloody Huge crush on Christina Aguilera but I couldn't tell nobody I'm a huge Hanson fan. Mmm f**in' Bop Fell on my rollerblades and so I motherf**in' stopped For good, I would. f**in' scratch was really sore Instead I stayed on AIM. My screenname: BRSTARWARS I didn't f** around. I'm a Muppet-lovin' monster Tour t-shirt from seeing *NSYNC in concert Yesterday to now, my swag is eternal You wanna know more? Read my f**in' LiveJournal [Hook] [Verse 2: Big Lee] When I was just a little boy, I was trying to fit in Got invited to the coolest slumber party of the weekend Yeah, just me and all my sweet friends Telling ghost stories and eating lots of "Wheat Thins" Bad a** motherf**in' sh**, right? And to top it all off, we stayed up the whole night Well almost the whole night. Went to sleep around nine When my friend's mom came in and she said it was time And we wouldn't wanna disappoint his mother cause that's f**ed up Plus she made the most delicious cupcakes, ain't that sh** up Next morning, man, she even made pancakes My friend, Marcus, likes fiber so she made that fool "Bran Flakes" I don't understand why anyone would do d** I like sleepovers way better than the night clubs Hey a**hole, how many of you does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one but you're still a**holeS [Interlude: Little Danny Rahrig] "Y'know, being a bada** is something that's in your blood. I remember when I was in elementary school and I was called to the principal's office. It was for good behavior and I got an eraser shaped like an Aztec Tiki head." [Verse 3: Little Danny Rahrig] I own three f**ing cats homie, back up Use a different voice for each one, back up This one's for Molly. This one's for Pricilla And this is for the one named after Ghostfaced k**a So get at me. I ran 12 minute miles in high school These fly shoes are New Balance You challenge me to a fight and I hope it's in "High Rule" Brah, I'll stick my master sword inside you Oops, sorry, does that make me sound gay? That's ok, all the kids thought that I was since sixth grade I was in lots of plays, wore pink studded shades And hung out with mostly women mostly every day We go shopping. We buy clothes We eat Asian-fusion tea-rolls and feel fat when we go home Yeah, I'm a big bad betch I'm Regina to you Gretchens and you Gretchens ain't fetch