There's a real serious fecal matter
I took a dump in that cake batter
So these cupcakes got doody flakes
Now eat those nasty cupcakes
Real serious matter, it ain't a joke
I just diarrhea'd in your Coke
Now your drink is filled with my stink
Now drink your stinky soda
Real serious case, in that race
I poo'd in your shoes just in case
You needed poo in your brand new shoes
Now clean those filthy shoes
I dropped a vanilla dilly on your willy
(Da Crankyanka: It's a real serious fecal matter)
A whole bunch of raccoons went poo in your shoes
(Da Crankyanka: It's a real serious fecal matter)
I went to the bathroom on Target's floor
(Da Crankyanka: It's a real serious fecal matter)
I'm currently farting in your eyes
(Da Crankyanka: Real serious fecal matter)