Da Crankyanka - A Real Serious Fecal Matter lyrics

There's a real serious fecal matter I took a dump in that cake batter So these cupcakes got doody flakes Now eat those nasty cupcakes Real serious matter, it ain't a joke I just diarrhea'd in your Coke Now your drink is filled with my stink Now drink your stinky soda Real serious case, in that race I poo'd in your shoes just in case You needed poo in your brand new shoes Now clean those filthy shoes I dropped a vanilla dilly on your willy (Da Crankyanka: It's a real serious fecal matter) A whole bunch of raccoons went poo in your shoes (Da Crankyanka: It's a real serious fecal matter) I went to the bathroom on Target's floor (Da Crankyanka: It's a real serious fecal matter) I'm currently farting in your eyes (Da Crankyanka: Real serious fecal matter)