[Verse: Sideshow Brian]
Dancing with the devil for the first time in my life
Man, so exciting, so confiding
Watch all these b**hes try to fight me
Watch me get it, yeah let's get it
When I'm lit, it's toasty in here
When I'm f**ing in the huts
All the b**hes say... (Deez Nuts!)
Let these b**hes f** me in the face
I'll punch your wifey in the face
And go and get a snow cone
Contribute to the ozone
Watch me pull up to that promo
Hanging, burning all these h*mo's
Then I'll go and grab some DiGiorno's
'Cause a retard has to eat, b**h!
Hickey's on your neck
'Cause you s** fat dick, b**h
Hold these f**ing sticks
And watch these stones finally hurt you, stitches
Baseball bat to the cranium
Watching fights inside a stadium
Are you ready for the show tonight?
Just hold this co*k right in your face
I'm waking up for school
Then I'll spray on some axe
Then I'll pick you up at your place
Then I'll k** you with my axe
Making 'A' students turn to 'F' students
Your extra chromosome means nothing
I'm a hard a** motherf**er
And I flinch when I am bluffing, baby
Please don't leave me hanging
We can watch hockey movies
So, while you're swallowing
I'm hawking loogies in your hair
Now b**h, get groovy
Is this how Stella did it?
I'm about to f** these b**hes
While I see you going down the stairs
I'll try to get those digits
Get off the ramp, real quick
So you don't get smashed in it
I will make you happy
So please just come and s** this dick
This isn't a recital
Let's get violent, let's get vial
Meet me in the back of the cla**
With an eggbeater up my a**
Making motor boating noises
The sound is just so gorgeous
I hate to break it to you
But I think that those eggs broke too
Make me, make me, baby don't break me
Humpty Dumpty, little lazy
Sitting on the f**ing walls
And watching b**hes busting balls
My nutsack, it flaps in the wind
Wait till, I start again
The bell is, about to ring
And Dale is, about to sing
Hey, get that, get that
Baby, I get that
I'll punch you in your f**ing nut sack
So while your f**ing up
I'm smoking up and choking s*uts
b**h...