[Verse: Sideshow Brian] Dancing with the devil for the first time in my life Man, so exciting, so confiding Watch all these b**hes try to fight me Watch me get it, yeah let's get it When I'm lit, it's toasty in here When I'm f**ing in the huts All the b**hes say... (Deez Nuts!) Let these b**hes f** me in the face I'll punch your wifey in the face And go and get a snow cone Contribute to the ozone Watch me pull up to that promo Hanging, burning all these h*mo's Then I'll go and grab some DiGiorno's 'Cause a retard has to eat, b**h! Hickey's on your neck 'Cause you s** fat dick, b**h Hold these f**ing sticks And watch these stones finally hurt you, stitches Baseball bat to the cranium Watching fights inside a stadium Are you ready for the show tonight? Just hold this co*k right in your face I'm waking up for school Then I'll spray on some axe Then I'll pick you up at your place Then I'll k** you with my axe Making 'A' students turn to 'F' students Your extra chromosome means nothing I'm a hard a** motherf**er And I flinch when I am bluffing, baby Please don't leave me hanging We can watch hockey movies So, while you're swallowing I'm hawking loogies in your hair Now b**h, get groovy Is this how Stella did it? I'm about to f** these b**hes While I see you going down the stairs I'll try to get those digits Get off the ramp, real quick So you don't get smashed in it I will make you happy So please just come and s** this dick This isn't a recital Let's get violent, let's get vial Meet me in the back of the cla** With an eggbeater up my a** Making motor boating noises The sound is just so gorgeous I hate to break it to you But I think that those eggs broke too Make me, make me, baby don't break me Humpty Dumpty, little lazy Sitting on the f**ing walls And watching b**hes busting balls My nutsack, it flaps in the wind Wait till, I start again The bell is, about to ring And Dale is, about to sing Hey, get that, get that Baby, I get that I'll punch you in your f**ing nut sack So while your f**ing up I'm smoking up and choking s*uts b**h...