Sitting here in my motel room
Interstate number ten, down in Baton Rouge
Tube struck me so bad
I got them TV blues
Thirty six murders, a dirty dope deal
Can't believe my eyes, boy is this for real
Tube struck me so bad
I got them TV blues
Father of all rivers knows nothing about bad news
Get myself a shotgun and get rid of these blues
Don't know the channel, did I get to choose
And now I see some vision I got them TV blues
Going to Mulate's for some food
Sail across the dancefloor on a Cajun groove
Tube struck me so bad
I got them TV blues
Magnolia Bra** band makes me move my feet
Straight to Tabby's at the end of the street
Tube struck me so bad
I got them TV blues
Commercial dirt is coming off the screen
Makes Boris Karlov look like a beauty queen
Another Bible knight telling his own truth
Hello Mr. Swaggert I got them TV blues
Sitting down here in my motel room
Interstate number ten, down in Baton Rouge
Tube struck me so bad
I got them TV blues