Sitting here in my motel room Interstate number ten, down in Baton Rouge Tube struck me so bad I got them TV blues Thirty six murders, a dirty dope deal Can't believe my eyes, boy is this for real Tube struck me so bad I got them TV blues Father of all rivers knows nothing about bad news Get myself a shotgun and get rid of these blues Don't know the channel, did I get to choose And now I see some vision I got them TV blues Going to Mulate's for some food Sail across the dancefloor on a Cajun groove Tube struck me so bad I got them TV blues Magnolia Bra** band makes me move my feet Straight to Tabby's at the end of the street Tube struck me so bad I got them TV blues Commercial dirt is coming off the screen Makes Boris Karlov look like a beauty queen Another Bible knight telling his own truth Hello Mr. Swaggert I got them TV blues Sitting down here in my motel room Interstate number ten, down in Baton Rouge Tube struck me so bad I got them TV blues